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Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.
Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.
To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
When girls on tiktok's only humor is frogs, worms, commit arson, gay jokes and cults. Even though all of those *can* be funny, they are extremely overused.
Girl: lolz be gay do crime!1!! The tap water turns the frikin frogs gae!!!
Teacher: what does the letter A stand for?
Girl: Arson.
Boy: you're such an Arson Frog Girl.
A cock frog is a female who jumps from fucking one man to another in quick succession, much like your average slut.
My grandma, shes such a cock frog, shes fucked every bloke in that home! I would of thought she had syphilis by now
Cute as frogs
The most amazing, friendly, nicest, awesome, coolest and swagilicious human on this planet.
Use it as PERSON1: “omg, do you know the most amazing human in this universe?” PERSON2: “yes i do, it’s cute as frogs!”
The most amazing, awesome, nicest, friendly, cool, swagilicious, best human to exist.
PERSON1: “hey, do you know who is the best human to exist?”
PERSON2: “yes, it’s cute as frogs!”