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girlfriend says yes to everything day is 8th of December. on this day she cannot say no to you
“i really want milly to come to the movies with me”
“mate is the 8th of December”
“she has to come now because it’s girlfriend says yes to everything day”
A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get
“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)
“Oh fuck” (friend 2)
May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable
May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better
Rumor has it she was last found at amicci snorting pad thai
Stamms girlfriend uses pad Thai to lure children into her van
(noun)
A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.
Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.
Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.