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The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.
When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.
A play on the original acronym HAM, but to a more extreme effect..
1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.
2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.
*shout out to JM
1 - Bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. The kid was goin Darvin Ham all week!
2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?
"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control
* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.
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A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.
Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?
Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.
“Did you have sex with him last night?”
“Yeah we did the bam bam in the ham.”
Cantonese profanity
Usually to curse the persons whole family to die or to get bankrupt
Oui! U ham kah chan go to hell
Verb:
Asking someone to calm down, especially when they are of large stature. The "hams" implied signify the large muscles.
Tod: "Hey, you filth, where did you hide my memes?"
You: "Woah, chill your hams, dude."