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An overly loved book series written with poor grammar with a seemingly limited vocabulary and infinitesimal prose.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.
Fan 1: If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re illiterate...
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.
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A Harry potter is only 4 men it means when a guy has to take a shit that has a hairy ass, as the poop comes out your ass it gently brushes the hair around your asshole and goes into the potter aka shitter crapper toilet
Man I got to go take a Harry potter
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THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE
If you don't like Harry Potter then don't associate with other people. You deserve to be isolated from the rest of the human race.
"OMG HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST"
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Harry is very lovable and amazing. He is very funny and makes you laugh even when your extremely sad.
I love harry haden
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We get it on most every night
When that moon is big and bright
Its a supernatural delight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We get
Everybody here is out of sight
They dont bark and they dont bite
They keep things loose they keep it tight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We like our fun and we never fight
You cant dance and stay uptight
Its a supernatural delight
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We get in on most every night
And when that moon is big and bright
Its a supernatural delight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight..
If you havent heard that shit, you have no dad and you have tasted milk because Connor Harris is cool and has a dad
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