Breaking her back

when a girl poses in a mirror with their back very arched and their hip popping out to show off their nonexistent ass

*girl breaks her back in a mirror pic to send to bf*
bf- damn man she’s breaking her back, now i gotta expose

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Trolling His/Her Wood

To "Troll her/his Wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure, is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz

Daysen: Hey, it's Robert! Let's go start Trolling His/Her Wood!

Ben: Okay, Watch this...Hey Renaldo!

Robert: Why are you calling me Renaldo?

Ben: That is your name isn't it?

Robert: No, it's Robert!

Teacher: Renaldo! Be Quiet!

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Her mermaid became moana

Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

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Putting her hair up

To give a super sloppy deepthroat blowjob that requires you to put your hair up beforehand.

Well cindy has been putting her hair up alot for me recently

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pee in her butt

The fastest way to end an arguement in relationship. When you as the man are losing the arguement, or when your girl is nagging you, drop the pee bomb on her. This will for sure make her shut up. Bonus effect happens if you can say it in front of family, her parents, friends, or loud enough for your neighbors to hear. Speachless effect guaranteed. Also guaranteed is the lack of any action that night or for some time from said pee girl.

Girl- Well you forgot my birthday, blah blah blah blah. And then you blah blah blah.

Guy 1- What the fuck am i gunna do now, she won't shut the hell up

Guy 2- Dude didnt you pee in her butt once?

Guy 1- Oh yeah, she's a dirty bitch.

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i was all over her

You were truly in love with her.

Friend : you were so good to her
Me: yea I was all over her😔

She likes it in her ear

This a nice way of saying a woman doesn't like giving head because she turns her head every time a dick is in her face.

Man, my girl don't like giving head!
What?!
Yeah man, she likes it in her ear. Everytime I put my dick in her face she turns her head.

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