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The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).
HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.
Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched
2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"
Guy: who’s history’s best vocalist ever?
Girl: Oh, that’s easy, Francis George!
World history honors is a class in high school that will give you a crap ton of homework and class work it will ruin you’re life and make you cry.
me: i have world history honors next semester
person: haha good luck with that
A book that is hell, history books will make you bored 24/7. Yes we are forced to read them, so please quit school its not fucking worth it.
hey, did you see the history book anywhere?
those crappy history books?
yeah im interested.
fuck you get out.
A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.
That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city