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Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?
Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.
To take a crap
-Yo i gotta go build a home for a dung beetle
-What?
-Drop a deuce
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A holiday that isn't officially recognized by your company, so you and everyone just "work from home" on that day.
Do we have Columbus Day off? Nope, it's just a Work from home holiday
Upon venturing into the glory hole of your sexual partner, after giving her one hell of an orgasm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you've completed a job well done.
NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"
Little Tony, everyone's lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. He meets a girl.
Enter Tony, stage left
Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?
Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.
Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.
Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?
Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-
Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.
Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.
Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!
Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.
Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.
After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.
After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.
Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.
The crowd bursts into cheers
Mordechai: LET'S PARTY
Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced
FIN
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To go all out at what ever your doing at that time and if you don't you might as well pack it up and head home.
jim:r u ready to startvthe 2nd half of this scrimmage?
Sam: yea man, you better go hard or go home
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Lost to Cooper Rush at home- the excuse that biased ravens fans use when Giants fans clown them for losing to them. For some reason they bring up the argument that cooper rush beat them in their home stadium when naming the teams that they played during the season. Dont understand but needs to be said.
HA HA ravens you guys lost to the giants. Ok well at least my schedule isnt mickeymouse, lets see who you played, Beat the Titans off a field Goal miss, beat the panthers when they were no good, LOST TO COOPER RUSH AT HOME.
An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".
The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!
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