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its when u have ptitim on pizza
hey, or is eating pizza im ptitim
Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.
This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.
The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.
An acronym meaning “I’m saying”, typically used when in agreement with something you’ve heard.
John: niggas who claim wass r gay
Adam: ims fam☠️
Irritable Mouth Syndrome - When you can't keep your mouth shut and spill all the secrets or are just constantly talking shit. Verbal diarrhea.
That mother fucker can't keep a secret. He got IMS.
when someone wants to tell you something,, but doesn't really wanna talk too much about it
derived from the lemon demon song "sundial"
jeff or something: hey man you probably shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies
im only passing through or maybe just right out
bob: hujh?? why not???
jeff *explains why you shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies*
To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.
Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"