cutting the grass

Preparing something so that it only has the finishing touches left. Derived from first planting seeds, watering the lawn and then, finally, cutting the grass.

When there is only 10% left of being complete, that part is the cutting of the grass.

1. I had gotten through nine out of ten questions on the test, I was ready to cut the grass.

2. So I took out the chords, fixed up my guitar, learnt the song, then I spent an hour cutting the grass to make it perfect!

3. She picked up milk and eggs at the store, I mixed the pancake batter, and then we both cut the grass.

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paper cut

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

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crinkle cut

1. a synonym to cool 2. a way to cut things (like carrots, french fries, and pickles) to make them cooler and more appealing

a: dude! i just got a new band t-shirt!
b: crinkle cut.

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cut-mooncricket

another word for an african american whom has been shanked by his african american bitch.

Damn!!! did you see all that blood comin' outta that cut-mooncricket?

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Sewell Cut

to cut a sewell across the balls.

an accidental vasectomy.

to rape a clown and then remove his internal organs and have sex with those, then you fill up his empty carcass with your sperm.

" damn you just got sewell cut "
" hey you wanna go Sewell cut that clown "
" they gave Dr. Roxxo the Sewell cut "

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issac cut

a haircut that is worth $10 and looks like a ten dollar cut. in other words the worst haircut ever.

dude i cant believe u got an issac cut! why didnt u go somewhere else!

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paper cut

Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.

Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.

Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!

Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?

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