Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.
Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom
The most powerful fucking roast of the face of the earth if you find someone daring enough to say this be careful you might be killed by this powerful roast
an insult said by every middle schooler ever as an insult
Person 1. Peacefully minding your business
Person 2. "YOUR MOM"
something an ipad kid says every 5 seconds
person - hey what sup?
ipad kid - your mom. {thinks is cool but is just stupid}
Non of your business bitch
Your mom so fat when she stepped on the scale it read my number