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Plower Wash

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.

Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 9, 2019


wash a tire

Urinate at roadside during trip by automobile

I need to pull over soon -- I have to wash a tire.

by Kickasso December 23, 2021


Washing the whistle

The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement

Its about time I got a good “washing the whistledone.

by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019


to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma November 1, 2014


Non white washing

Non whites are square headed left wing nigger lovers that hate whites yet swim to white countries. Non whites wear socks up to their shins and sandals while giving underaged white girls facials while shaking and moaning and poo flying out their non white bum their filthy bald shit stains these non whites. Also non whites spread offensive bs online about whites but if whites done it back to non whites they would have an anger meltdown. Non whites stick their faces in the bum of Alexis Texas the pornstar while their shaking and moaning and wearing socks up to their shins and sandals. their annoying shit stains their hypocrites non whites want you to feel bad for being white something you can’t control

Non white washing is non whites not washing their bum which they don’t and they rub their skid marks on kids faces giving them diseases their bold to they have no hair apart from the side of their head. Pedophile is non whites also non whites are over privileged freaks that get free money free housing their privileged in online moderation non whites are privileged in everything yet call whites privileged their pathetic square headed left wing nigger loving shit stains white women are privileged to not as much as them though non whites also need to take down ur post because their feelings are hurt yet they spread offensive bs about whites online their fat hairy shit stains these non whites. Non whites wear them rugby looking autism helmets.

by Nonwhitesaresquareheadedpedos February 16, 2024

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Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.

Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.

by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024


Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.

GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"

by Capital_K December 11, 2024