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When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.
Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?
When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
When you clothesline a girl, knocking her unconscious, and then cover her in spaghetti, pour marinara sauce in her pussy, and fuck her.
Jenny had to shower after I gave her an Italian Clothesline.
Another term for a soulmate. Usually used on men/boys ages 13-14.
“Did you see Becky and Robert? They are so in love.”
“Yeah,they’re each other’s Italian star.”
When you really speak to your audience in a language they understand.
Great work in that shareholder meeting, you were really yelling at the Italians
Male-male anal sex.
Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?
man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"