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a really hot guy who likes to play girls
girl 1: "Whoa that guy is soo hot!"
girl 2: "careful he might be a jack payne."
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The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly button.
While boinking Bertha, I noticed she had an "inny" belly button with a nice reservoir. So, I pulled out and gave her a Jack Button.
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Derogative term for trousers worn too short (approx 1-3 inches above the shoe), often with white socks underneath making the jack-up more obvious.
Check that guy's jack-ups
My best trousers had shrunk, resulting in fairly serious jack-ups
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The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.
Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!
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To steal something from someone without their consent. An action which someone does to another person for their personal belongings.
Walking down the street, I got a JACKMOVE pulled on me. There was a JACKMOVE in da hood.
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To jack off in the middle of a firefight, or any combat situation.
Bob: Oh shit man, I'm scared of these Sammies.
Jim: Let's just combat jack to relieve the anxiety!
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the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever
"yo what happened on 24 last night"
"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"
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