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donuts with jam in the middle

Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.

Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.

by Dick Chomper 42069 November 22, 2021

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kick out the jams

1. Album by the MC5, one of the best bands ever
2. Song by the MC5
3. It's said a lot by hard rock and punk fans before doing something big

"Kick out the Jams motherfucker!"

by whatever works April 16, 2005

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Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

by qued August 6, 2008

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traffic jam booty

booty, usually female, that looks so good that it creates traffic.

(girls walks by..)

man #1: Look at that traffic jam booty over there!

(groups of males...and cars..stop to look)

by pimpcess_07 May 12, 2005

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Jams on Toast

Basically anything brilliant. Especially if it's to do with trampolines, fruit and vegetables, tents, or fun in general.
The s was added onto the end of jam in honour of the comedy legend Jim Jams.

"Hey, how was your little camping trip in your boss' garden?"
"Jams on Toast"

by Jesse Banana July 23, 2007

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eating jam

A meeting of a group of musicians (a jam).

Can't, sorry, I'm eating jam all day.

by mwhaha...ha. February 15, 2011

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bone-jammed

getting stoned. pot is bone-jam, being stoned is being bone-jammed.

dude, i'm way too bone-jammed to meet your parents.

by nuke choogler November 27, 2009

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