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A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.
see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.
"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"
A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!
Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.
Today i played like John Fidge.
Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.
Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
A SMOL bean, bassist for queen, *extreem floof*
John Deacon is the best bass player ever
the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.
“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”
Drunk
When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"
"Steady mate, how many have you had?"
"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"