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Tegan johnson

Probably will never find this but you never know🤷🏽 ♀️ Actually the most gorgeous and loving person you could ever meet! Wild on the weekends and knows how to make people laugh 😩 gives amazing hugs especially to people smaller. Just overall an amazing person that needs to show herself love before giving it to other people

Tegan Johnson is one gorgeous person

by Snsghs March 21, 2018


Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.

-Dude Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it

by Daddy Sin October 5, 2021


johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj November 3, 2015


Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders

The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.

by Coop Dupe June 7, 2018


Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson April 27, 2018


Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022


Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.

"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"

by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024