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Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks

Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"

by KingofStuffedAnimals June 13, 2020

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Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away!

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence

Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.

by The Saint from The 4 February 21, 2011


micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

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Karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo

#Good vibes 😎myswadi uain’tgotgoodgood vibenoirrrrrrandbyebuddybutanyways

Dang I wish I was I was in that group but I’m not cool unuf 😭(karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo

by Pickle ,daddy March 25, 2021

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Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."

Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

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jordan grigg

He is a Gental guy who loves to hang out with girls he be very helpful with others. He is charming with love and respect, he always wants to be the best guy he can to be the nicest guy he can be

Wow that's a jordan grigg

by Akajaka May 19, 2017


Jordan Costa

A sick twisted motherfucker

Damn Jordan Costa

by Jansport wearing mother fucker March 11, 2016