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The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 8, 2022


Dairy Queen Woman

A woman who has a cold heart, but looks so sweet that you want to have her as a snack

Man 1: Damn, she looks so sweet, but she's a cold-hearted woman
Man 2: Bro, she's definitely a Dairy Queen Woman

by TokenNTMR August 26, 2021


diet coke woman

A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.

The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway

by Tailwag December 25, 2017


One woman party

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

by Pashitza June 2, 2018


Bora Blooded Woman

an A.R.M.Y (fandom of BTS) who identifies as a Woman

I am a bora blooded woman

by Bora Blooded Woman May 9, 2023


White Woman Rage

When a problem has nothing to do with white women, they feel the incessant urge to do something about it. The issues that they “fight for” such as BLM and Trans Rights rarely impact or trouble the white woman personally and they feel like they need to "do something about it" but that just includes screaming and yelling. White woman rage goes hand in hand with an unfettered and annoying Social Justice Warrior, typically called Karen.

"After this Karen walks into the ice cream parlor, she becomes a little upset when she sees the guy in the MAGA hat. Karen started yelling at the guy and I couldn't tell what she was saying, but I just knew that it was white woman rage."

by Macaroni1886 May 8, 2023


very unpleasant woman

A fucking bitch who whines and bitches about every fucking thing

Hi I am a very unpleasant woman so I'm gonna ruin your fucking evening by spreading strife

by Boodylicious February 28, 2016