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The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.
Sonny performed a devil's band-aid on Chelsea, who died an hour later from blood loss.
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a person that, by themself, makes music containing multiple parts, either by use of playing several instuments at once, or by layering their pieces of music overtop one another.
Andrew W.K.'s multiinstrumental abilities allow him to function as a one-man-band.
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The revolutionary high school marching band from Centerville, Ohio, started in 1984 by Wayne Markworth. Also known as the CJB, by members and friends, the name is consistantly butchered by announcers at various competions. CJB is the best band in Ohio, and generally has spectacular crowd appeal, shows are created to entertain the audience. Consistently wins local competitions and places in BOA functions... Trained vigorously and constantly from June through November and charged with keeping a professional reputation. Also known for the infamous shout chorus. Overall, the best band program in the nation.
Did you see the Centerville show?
announcer: And now, in competion, The Centerville Marching Elks!
band member: Its the Centerville JAZZ BAND, you twit!
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Much like Road Head, Rock Band Head consists of a blow job while the receiver is playing an instrument of the popular game Rock Band (i.e. drums, guitar, bass, vocals).
"Dude, I was on Expert playing 'Pinball Wizard' and she got down and gave me Rock Band Head."
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A popular 2014 Fox drama that takes place in a hospital. (RBS)
Guys! Red Band Society is on tomorrow! Meet at my place.
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A ska band from middle-northern-central-western America. Sometimes they play music. Other times, they hax teh internets.
Have you ever heard of Ska Band Go!?
No, why?
Oh. Never mind.
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1. A band that is better then all others.
2. Something there can only be one of. If there is more then one then it is not the best band ever.
3. The best band ever depends on the person you ask.
Cleetus, "yeah, I think Brooks and Dunn, Nickel Creek, and Weezer are the best bands ever."
Ace, "There can only be one best band ever cock sucker. God, I fuckin hate you, you should burn in hell you red neck son of a bitch."
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