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What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.
Me: Look, over there.
You: Who is it?
Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.
Timmy: Who's that?
Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.
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Great pocket sized coin holders,
that's what old prescription bottles are good for.
Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.
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1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.
2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.
3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.
1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.
2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.
3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.
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It is the great childrens tale of Old Tom Sleepass. IT begins when this dude is in town and he hears all this noise and shit up in the woods so hes like im gonna go check it out.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud ass fuckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and shit, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and shit.
and then later when he woke up it was fuckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad ass wizard beard and shit, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.
this one guy rip van winkle tryed to rip off old tom, but he got his ass beat the fuck down.
Mike has been sleeping all fucking day. Hes such an old tom sleepass.
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A person who listens to old goth music (From the 80s), like Deathrock (Christian Death, Alien Sex Fiend, Specimen), Post-Punk (Bauhaus, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Joy Divison), Gothic Rock (The Sisters of Mercy, Fields of The Nephilim, Rosetta Stone) and maybe some New Wave (Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Soft Cell), or anything related to the Batcave.
Old School aesthetics are punkish and cheesie, dark and sometimes elegant or sofisticated, but you don't have to dress goth to be goth.
They have no philosophy, nor a lifestyle, the only thiing that makes them a subculture is the music. Metal, Nu Metal, Industrial, EBM, or related genres are not included. Psychobilly, Horror Punk, Darkwave, New Wave and No Wave are related genres to goth, but generally are not considered goth, except for some Darkwave (Sopor Aeternus) and No Wave (Lydia Lunch) bands.
Goth music is not only music from the 80s, we have many groups from the 90s and 00s making goth music, like Naughty Zombies, Cinema Strange, Diva Destriuction, Joy Disaster, Faith and The Muse, Bat Attakk, London After Midnight, Two Witches, Frank The Baptist, All Gone Dead, etc...
Guy 1 - What subculture do you belong to?
Guy 2 - I'm an old school goth, I listen to Christian Death and Siouxsie.
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Despite what you belive not all 11 year olds are dumbasses. Except me. I'm dumb as fuck.
Ok Alyssa, you are reading a Hetalia ship, act like a 11 year old not a 5 year old. Also me: HaHA fRuk A sWEar wORdt, AlcOHol, BArF FuNNy.
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When someone is so hot, you don't give a fuck how old they are, especially if they are a lot younger!
Trisha: "Hey Claire, check out that guy, he's so hot."
Claire: "Yeah, but he looks really young, how old do you think he is?"
Trisha: "I don't know, but I reckon he's hot years old."
Claire: "O my god, that's just the perfect age!"
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