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While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.
Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.
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to have sex
"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.
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similar to fuck you and fuck you and the horse your rode in on - a more emphatic way of flipping someone off
You think you be cool? Well fuck you and the boat that brought you over!
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MAN YOU AINT SHIT WITHOUT BOATS AND HOES
When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.
Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.
Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!
Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
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Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.
Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.
Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
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