Catch a jump

When someone asks for your lit cigarette to light their cigarette with.

Hey man, can I catch a jump right quick?

Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!

I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!

Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

MLG Water Jump

to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. İts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".

"I can't MLG Water Jump with that lag!"

On jump

Planned or having something to do already.
Ready
Willing to do something.
Having something tangible with you.

You: U comin thru tonite ta help us out?
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.

You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!

Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!

Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd

The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.

burrow jump

When fucking a girl in the vagina, and you in one sly, dastardly, and courageous movement you remove the penis from the vagina, and instantly slip it into her asshole.

*note* unless the girl has a wide girth...this move should follow the spit prep

"so i totally burrow jumped this girl last night, she loved that shit."