stink bag

STINK BAG The act of having sex with multiple stank whores or having sex with your sheep in the barn. Thus creating a mighty stench on the old nut bag.

Holy G's Rastus done got himself a terrific case of the stink bag again. Must have been down at the farm...OHH YAH!

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bag of sand

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.

Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.

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trash-bagging

you actually use a trash bag in place of a condom, taping said bag around your throbbing manhood and waking up the next morning realizing you are both a legend and a loser at the exact same moment

When i walked in, Dan was trash-bagging her.

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Hot bag

The name given to a plastic bag into which you have recently defecated.

"There was a queue for the toilet, so I had to make a hot bag"

"Don't step on the hot bag in the corner"

"So, I gave them another souvenir of their day trip to North West London. An official Wembley Stadium Hot Bag, squeezed out on the Hallowed Turf."

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Grocery Bag

1. Something no talent rappers say randomly to cover up the fact that they ran out of decent rhymes a long time ago. Often is preceded by a long pause highlighting the complete fail at lyrics

2. The prefered method of killing oneself after being forced to listen to the pop song "Bedrock"

1. "And I got her---
Grocery Bag"

2. "This is the stupidest song I have heard in quite some time, once again my faith in pop music has been destroyed. Which means once again it is time for me to kill myself... and I know just how to do it too! GROCERY BAG!!!

*put grocery bag on head*

*passes out onto floor hopefully never to have to put up with this shit ever again*

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Bag face

Someone who has been tea bagged.

he/she is a Bag Face.

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trick bag

Bad situation. Sticky situation. Getting yourself in a situation that is not good, complex, or can lead to bad things. Getting in a heap of trouble.

You took that gangsta's girlfriend? Boy, you in a trick bag now.

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