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A person that is inconsiderate, selfish, rude, liar, Donald J. Trump, and a person that can be 2 faced
Dbdbsheh is a bad person and is a part of the bad people because they gave me nothing for all of the hard work I did and they told me they would give me something
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Generally, pod people are considered to be smaller than normal human beings, but are an alien race living amongst us. They recharge their power cells by returning to their pods, this is something they must do at least once every week. Their task in being sent to Earth is to find small women who they will be able to 'pod' with. They then preform unknown mating rituals within the pod, resulting in new pod people, and the conversion of the human woman into a pod person, with her own pod. Characteristics of pod people are: long noses, gambling, short temper, preference for feminine alcoholic drinks, large black desk chairs, small women, and going to the gym. Beware of any person that fits this description, if you are a woman, men are generally safe from 'podding,' since the woman pod people are unable to 'pod' with human males.
Developmental Stages:
Most newly born pod people cannot function outside of their pod until around 7 Earth years old. They can jet around the universe at near relativistic speeds, and must settle on a planet with life by the age of 10 Earth years. If they do not, then they will outgrow their pod and be forced to climb out, and die a cold death in the vast void of the universe.
If they are able to reach a planet, they will hibernate in orbit of the planet until they are exactly 10 years old in Earth years. On their 10th birthday, they will crash land into the planet. Upon crash landing, they will begin to grow a new, adult-sized pod, and will finish this stage after 5 more Earth years. Pod People emerge from undergroung on their 15th birthday. When they emerge, they will live amongst the natives, feeding on native food and trying to pod with females. They will become parasites of the dominant race of the planet, podding with females to create more pod people.
A pod person's life span tends to exceed that of normal terrestrial species, due to the recharging abilities of the pod. But, the pod usually runs out of its recharging ability near its 500th Earth year of existence, so pod people tend to die after around 515 years and 1 week of life.
If you believe to be in contact with a pod person, make sure to tell all females of the pod person's status, and make sure that they WILL NOT 'pod' with them at any time. This is a parasitic race which needs to be exterminated. They have been known to use the movie 'love actually' as an aphrodisiac to lure females into their pod.
WOW, Andrew is such a Pod Person, fag."
"Goodness, I hate Pod People"
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A type of person that can be extremely annoying to non-white people as they are often completely oblivious of their asinine behaviours.
Black guy: Ugh... That guy just spent 20 minutes lecturing me on hip hop music.
Latin American guy: Ha! White people, am I right?
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A color of people who are responsible for most of the worlds greatest technology and advancements in all forms of making life better over all.
Wow Darnell we have a remote and a levitatin couch?
Yeah its cuz dem white people invented it!
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People who are white.
No further generalisations are valid. A specific white person might be kind, cruel, rich, poor, privileged, disadvantaged, smart, stupid, tolerant, or intolerant—just like all other humans.
Anybody who makes any further generalisations (good or bad) is, whether they like it or not, prejudiced.
"Yesterday I saw some white people spit on a homeless guy".
"Yesterday I saw some white people feeding a homeless guy".
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That awkward moment when you realise these Creatures are ironically not even white at all LOL they are pink or beige but due to their inferiority complex they call themselves white . Oh Yh did I mention they are just pure evil hateful creatures the spawns on the devils notice how the devils are painted red ... I ask you now what Color are Europeans when they turn angry ? Exactly ... red .
Which race has commited the most genocides , started world wars , invaded 95% of the worlds land area and is filled with pure hate ?
White people
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Black people are a race of color , coolness , and more . Not all of them are ghetto thugs . They come in many forms and types . Yes , we/they can be racist sometimes . Don't call us/them a nigger . A nigga can actaully can be anybody not just a black . It's just the word orignated from us/them and thats why we/they like to joke about it , like asians do . But you should look up that n word to see what I mean . If you are looking to see what this site says about black people / African Americans this is true kind of the only def that's not mean . There is so much more to say but I'm done . I'm black and proud bitch !
Person 1 ; Why are you Black people so cool ? Person 2 ; Because that's how I was born and that's how I roll !
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