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monkey piss

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!

by Rusty Shackleford January 19, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss bucket

n. metaphor for an unpleasant task rightfully another's not willingly taken on.

This boss has me carrying his piss bucket again.

by Stu Pender September 12, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


coke piss

That big, long, two minute piss, that you take after drinking an extra large soda at the movie theater.

After sitting through two and a half hours of The Last Samurai, Wes went and took a coke piss.

by Billy December 10, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss hard-on

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.

Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.

by Richard Black May 8, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss Fascist

A derogatory term for someone who must have everyone agree with their opinion at all times. Or otherwise has to constantly state their opinions on issues in inappropriate contexts.

The breakdown is:
"Piss" refers to their opinion. It is piss-like because it is unwelcome. They are making you metaphorically 'drink their piss' by not leaving you alone.

'Fascist' refers to their mandatory grip on your perceptions. They must subject you to their piss, no matter what you would prefer. It is the piss fascist's nature.

<soapboxes for 20 minutes about fluoride toxicity>
"Don't be a Piss Fascist, we're just trying to hang out."

Or for those who "take it back":
"I'm a Piss Fascist and proud. If you're hanging out with me, you have to get on my level. I'll swim in your opinion piss if you swim in mine."

by SRSLY WRONG February 4, 2015

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss belly

An unusual and unattractive excessive projection of a female's lower abdomen. Most common in females over forty years of age. Stomach area above the Piss Belly generally remains relatively unaffected.

"Look at the piss belly on her"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss Baby

A grown adult that enjoys getting pissed on by others. Just bringing up the word piss, pee, urine, number 1 is dangerous around a piss baby. They will get very excited and request that you piss all over them. When you dont they start acting like a lil bitch.

Can be sexual or none sexual for the piss baby. The only important fact is they love piss, and they love very warm freshly pissed piss all over their clothed or naked body.

Broโ€ฆ. I turned the corner and Michal Was pissing all over Jakobs faceโ€ฆ. Jakob had his mouth open, tongue stuck out, and was shaking his face side to side while screaming โ€œYAAAAAASSSSSSSSSโ€โ€ฆ

Damn broโ€ฆ. Jakob is such a fucking Piss Baby.

by Bonnie Wrong January 20, 2022

39๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž