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Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019


juul pocket

the pocket in the back of lululemon or iviva shorts that fits a juul perfectly

bro where’s the juul? oh it’s in the juul pocket

by Bejejebrhkwkwkebbry Jekqnbw August 8, 2019


jump pocket

Another word for asshole used in jail and prisons.

How did he smuggle those drugs into jail?
He brought them in his jump pocket.

by February 19, 2021


crotch pocket

The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.

You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.

Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.

You: Oh... eww.

by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011


Pocket Broke

To have no pocket change. This applies to people who keep all their money on any type of card. This term works best among hobos and people who just don't want to carry change.

QUARTERS: Yo you got any quarters.

QUARTERBITCH: Nah I'm pocket broke! Stop asking for change.

QUARTERS: Damn! Everyone's pocket broke.

by BiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtch March 23, 2011


Pocket Javelin

1. The act of attempting to PoleVolt, but actually just having your hand in your pocked stroking away at aluminum.

2. The erection of a penis caused by the lack of oxygen as a result of wearing a respirator mask as you brush a dry PaintBrush across a machined block of aluminum.

1. I champion of Pocket Javelin at my School, say mother.

2. OMF, LighTake gives me a might powerful Pocket Javelin.

by PirateJohnson April 20, 2018


pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018