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Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.
Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?
Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato
Girl: yes I am
Guy: yes
your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0
explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)
To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).
Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.
Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.
Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.
Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...
a disastrous combination often leading to the occurrence of: mild to severe cases of spewing liquid, often in the form of bodily fluids. It is recommended to have a bathroom within 25 feet of your location after consuming such foods together.
Lucy - dennng! dem chicken an' potatoes got to my tummay!
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.
Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(
Someone who completely THWONKS potatoes into oblivion.
That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!