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Riding the Lapras

Giving a blow job.

Girl 1: I really enjoy riding the lapras.
Girl 2: There's no way I'd put that thing in my mouth!

by Quunchable 1 December 1, 2016

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riding trump

To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.

"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."

by Hilario Baldness July 29, 2015

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ride dog

Ride or die friend.

Got a lot to do today so I'ma call my ride dog to go with me.

by Blondie110 March 10, 2015

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riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.

Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

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Wiki-Ride

When you search on Wikipedia and then bounce around randomly on the blue highlighted words or phrases that peek your interest.

I looked up my hometown on Wikipedia and got distracted by an interesting subject highlighted on the page and from there went on a Wiki-Ride that ended on the subject of dumpster diving.

by Donnie2Light November 30, 2015

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Pie-Ride

Having sexual realtions with a lovely classy lady on her period.

Eric: "hey, you fancying a good ole shag tonight?"
Chelsea: "but im on my p-eriod"
Eric: "so I see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight"
Chelsea: "Might I suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?"
Eric: "that sounds quite lovely"

by Captain Four Strings February 14, 2011

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Dog Ride

Having someone go with you as a passenger to run errands/pick something up simply for the fact of getting out of the house/office/etc.

Like taking your dog for a ride just because he likes going in the car. In this case the dog is a human.

Hey I am going to the store to get an energy drink, do you want to go for a dog ride?

by Supermega1 June 4, 2009

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