Girl 1: I really enjoy riding the lapras.
Girl 2: There's no way I'd put that thing in my mouth!
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To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.
"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."
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Got a lot to do today so I'ma call my ride dog to go with me.
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Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.
Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.
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When you search on Wikipedia and then bounce around randomly on the blue highlighted words or phrases that peek your interest.
I looked up my hometown on Wikipedia and got distracted by an interesting subject highlighted on the page and from there went on a Wiki-Ride that ended on the subject of dumpster diving.
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Having sexual realtions with a lovely classy lady on her period.
Eric: "hey, you fancying a good ole shag tonight?"
Chelsea: "but im on my p-eriod"
Eric: "so I see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight"
Chelsea: "Might I suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?"
Eric: "that sounds quite lovely"
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Having someone go with you as a passenger to run errands/pick something up simply for the fact of getting out of the house/office/etc.
Like taking your dog for a ride just because he likes going in the car. In this case the dog is a human.
Hey I am going to the store to get an energy drink, do you want to go for a dog ride?
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