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Term used when you have sex with Bridge to Teribithea playing in the background
I want to cry but also want to have sex so I will Fall in the river and chill
Jabar/River (noun)
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)
Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.
He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.
Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.
River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.
Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.
Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
“He’s a Jabar/River—gentle and distant, as if he’s carrying a thousand untouched memories that never happened.”
“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
1. A river that doesn´t have an end.
2. A random 2014 pink floyd album that nobody asked for, most of it is just The Division Bell unreleased songs, there is only 2 songs that has lyrics, but one of them is just some dude talking, the last one is actually a song, "louder than words" is the only song from the endless river that actually is new. Even though it is the biggest shit pink floyd ever made since 1987´s "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" It still managed to peak at #3 on Billbord, i think it only peaked so high becouse pink floyd name was in it.
1. I have an endless river of problems!
If you keep searching on The urban dictionary, you will never reach the end of the river.
2. Have you herd "The endless river"
Yes. It´s shit. 10/10.
Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually
Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog