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Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.
You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!
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Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
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When a girl gives head to a guy who has crabs
Kim did not realize that Bobby had crabs, so she unwittingly had a seafood salad while blowing him
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If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.
"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."
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the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness
ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”
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