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Let's be honest, it's pretty easy to figure out the definition.
Bruh my nigga only lasted 1 minute 30 seconds
When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.
Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!
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It's a term used in Rocket League when a person repeatedly spams the server.
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
Chat disabled for 3 seconds
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A special burger spiced with tarragon
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tarragon in Sixty Seconds Burger, you should try it!"
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The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
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the condition that occurs when a male enters frigid water and his member thusly contracts to the size of a belly button, either outie or innie (depending on wellness of his endowment), and causes the temporary formation of an apparent "second belly button" for the duration of his time in the water and a period of approximately five minutes after his recession to dry land.
"Yo bro I totes had Second Belly Button Syndrome when I had to bail on that sick whitewater run last winter. It was hella gnarly, yet def not tubular. Ok well maybe inwardly tubular a wee bit bro."
"That's sick nasty man. Don't fucking tell me that...."
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When you pick up something interesting on the ground and you hold it for less than 5 seconds, it is ok to put it back on the ground.
jim: dude didn't you pick that off the ground?
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.
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