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Y’all know All Might from My hero academia. Yeah, now make him a walking skeleton with no eyes, blonde hair, and blood always dripping from his mouth.
Guy 1: Why does a fucking skeleton with hair keep coming on my feed?!
Guy 2: That’s just Small Might
Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.
"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."
Jack isn’t and will never be tall
Jack: wanna go on a date?
Jolene: ew, no. you’re to small Jack
BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
When a guy gets rejected by a girl and then all of the sudden wants to call her a whore.
“I told Mike I wasn’t interested and he got so mad at me. It’s giving “small pp energy”
She’s an amazing person. Kind and loving. She’s someone that you can talk to and she’ll understand. Give her a chance because when you first meet her she can be quite but once you get to know her she’s a burst of Energy.
Deja Carter- Smalls is the nicest and most energetic person I know