Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

Local Pot Spot (LPS)

A local/nearby location which is safe to smoke at without being caught.

Troye Sivan: Hey, do you know where there's a local pot spot (LPS)?

Security Guard: Yes, you can go to that balcony over there.