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aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.
"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"
"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."
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to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick
have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise
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When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).
I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,
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When you fist someone and once inside you open your hand, as if you were to high five someone.
So i was fistin this bitch and i gave her the ole High Five Surprise
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The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.
(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)
Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!
Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!
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A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
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You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.
"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."
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