Take it with a grain of salt

regard something as exaggerated; believe only part of something.

No matter what that dude says, take it with a grain of salt.

Double Take

When your MySpace picture is the same as your Facebook picture.

I was so confused, should I comment the MySpace picture or should I comment the Facebook picture, it was mammoth Double Take.

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take it easy on the soap

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.

When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

Take a plane ride.

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.

JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high

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Take-Away

Basically, if you want to say that you've eaten out a girl, instead you can say that you went for a take-away (ie. you ate out)

Alternatively you can use the phrase socks

So...Andy...What did you get up to?
I went for a take-away!
Whoa whoa whoa sweet child o'mine!

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take with a grain of salt

To take a statement with 'a grain of salt' or 'a pinch of salt' means to accept it but to maintain a degree of skepticism about its truth.

The idea comes from the fact that food is more easily swallowed if taken with a small amount of salt. (take with a grain of salt)

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take your pills

An expression of speech used in retort to someone who is behaving like a lunatic. Implies that the individual depends on medicine to function, and that his/her erratic behavior can be attributed to missing a dose of said medicine.

Person 1: 'Good morning'

Person 2: 'WHATS SO FUCKING GOOD ABOUT IT ASSHOLE?!!!'

Person 1: 'Take your pills man, holy shit'