Mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

A nickname given to someone who can’t play volleyball without breaking their leg.

That Euan boy can’t play volleyball without breaking his leg, He’s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

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Look Jebb, I can do that too!

Look Jebb, I can do that too!

"Look Jebb, I can do that too!"

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Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

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Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?

Sarah is such a cool person that when you see her you can't resist opening your mouth and say: "Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?"

Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?
Wow! Sarah why you look so cool dude?
Dude wow?! Sarah why you look so cool

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looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

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If I had a son he would look like this

Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".

If I had a son he would look like this.

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i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold

Not being content with what one has, searching for more.

Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.