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The "sister" school of Jackson Memorial in Jackson,NJ. This school is filled with new freshmen who think their hot shit, and the other classes who think their the shit. This is the school where everyone sucks at sports, except for the girls field hockey. All the boys varsity teams are horrible, and is a disgrace to jackson. All the teachers are oldheads, and everyone is best friends with the substitutes. The pep rallys for this school are horrible and everyone would rather be by lwood(lakewood) smoking weed. Half the school smoke weed and the other half are virgins till their grave. This is the school where it looks and smells like a prison. The technology is cool, but still a prison. The lunchrooms are known is where people talk shit about someone, and when one of the lunch ladies is a whore. Normally people find out who was talking shit and have a little argument in the hallway, which everyone stops and have to see, then go home and talks about it on Myspace. Basically the worst school in New Jersey, and Jackson Memorial is so much better
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Piece of turd that actually tries to flow upstream of Lake Jackson Waterfall
When micheal Jackson died and the news channel would give up a live alien vid for how many times micheal Jackson wore a hat (useless things about him)
Joe:man they can't stop talking about him when will the micheal Jackson death period end!!!
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A gay michael jackson is a person with incredible singing talents and is his only asset to getting hoes.
"He's so fine, almost like a gay michael jackson".
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Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.
"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"
"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
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vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
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The concept that you should watch others and observe their outcomes to determine if you should do the same thing they did. This idea derived from penguins in the Antarctic who stand on the edge of an iceberg watching other penguins jump into the water, if the penguin who jumped into the water doesn’t get eaten by a predator then the other penguins know it is safe to jump in.
I don’t smoke meth because of Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle.
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