Max Bemis

1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.

2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.

1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.

2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.

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Max Power

A term used in a sentence to:
-Make a mistake or bad action to look like it was purposely done that way
-To make the user feel bigger about himself
-A way the user can refer to himself in the third person

Commonly used by boys whos first name is 'Max'

That's how Max Power rolls

Max Power was meant to break his wrist

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A LA MAX

Frenglish(hybrid language english/french) slang meaning to the maximum/fullest.

You'll most commonly hear this expression in English municipalities in Montreal, Qc(Canada)

"Hey John, would you like to go hiking today?"
Response: " Let's do it a la MAX!"

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Max Lerner

likes cock, mostly...sometimes is found by his roomate, me, playing with a large purple jelly penis.

Elton John, your mom (yes, he swallows), that guy from dawsons creek, boss 2, and most of 3, Hammerschlag. Other people who support the gay rights movement

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Max Comeback

A type of pathetic comeback that one uses when he/she is too stupid to think of anything else.

Person 1: Dude, you're gay.
Person 2: No, YOU'RE Gay.

Person 1: Haha. Nice hair.
Person 2: No, YOU have nice hair.

Person 1: You suck at making comebacks.
Person 2: No, you suck at making comebacks.
Person 1: Fucking Max Comeback....

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midnight max

There are two meanings:

1.when there are two bestfriends who nobody could ever split apart. and can tell the truth to each other even if it hurts. The understanding that they have towards each other is unexplainable, and makes their friendship unique. The feeling this kind of friendship has is eternal, the kind u get when u know u're supposed to be friends with that someone till you die......
Life comes and goes, but friendship is forever.

2. An up and coming clothing brand, bringing out the weirdo in all of us.

1.friend "i've never known or seen such a close couple, as friends"
kirsty "Sarni is my girl"

2. midnight max is cool

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max wilson

a fucking homo who cant make a google slides slide

that guy is a fecking max wilson

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