Nerd Dungeon

Although the nerd is a social creature, they often find themselves in need of retreat due to ridicule, shame, embarassment or harassment by "normal" people. They retire to secret rooms, not unlike Batman's Bat-Cave. Within these rooms you may find the nerd in it's natural habitat, surrounded by empty cans of soda, food boxes and wrappers, comic books, video games and stack of old programming manuals long since forgetten. The air reeks of body odour and often cheetos and faint yellow light shines on all things.

True Nerd #1 - want to come over on Tuesday to read through old dime comics?
True Nerd #2 - where, at your mothers house?
True Nerd #1 - no, at my dad's. after the divorce I moved in with him
True Nerd #2 - why? isn't your dad an alcoholic?
True Nerd #1 - yeah, but three beatings a week is worth having a NERD DUNGEON of my own.

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Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"

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Sweaty Nerd

The kid who abuses the games most overpowered stuff such as crouch spamming in rainbow six siege or c4s in fortnite

this sweaty nerd crouch spamming like a fucking kangaroo again

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Nerd-bridge

The instant bond or friendship created between two or more people when they discover they both like the same nerdy thing.

"You binge-watch anime?? So do I! I think we just formed a nerd-bridge! Friends forever?"

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flappy nerd

Somebody who's entire life and existence revolves around becoming the best

Bryson your such a flappy nerd you can never be the best so get a life

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ego-nerd

Someone who can't get a girlfriend .

He's an ego-nerd , still a virgin in his 40's !!!

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nerd cred

Nerd credit. Credit due when someone does or says something nerdy.

So Dan racked up massive nerd cred when he broke out his Magic cards at the study session last night.

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