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a traffic cop who actively produce ticketed fines for refractions, regardless as to how minuscule they may be, in order to increase his statistics in upholding regulations and the funding of city municipals.
Yesterday a revenue-pumping-whore ticketed me for J-walking, simply 'cause I crossed the street after the warning light was flashing red!
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The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.
This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.
It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.
*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!
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To place a bump of coke or k in a bike pump and have someone push the pump.
-dangerous and stupid activity
Wanna do a bike pump bump?
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Something rich white boys have. Picture a boy named SAM and and is damn rich and has a mouth. Foster the people then come in and shoot them.
Oh look SAM has those Pumped up kicks. Let's go shoot his ass
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When you and your significant other are havin hot sex but you finish too early.
Man: Ugh uhnn
Woman: Did you already finish? Ugh you're definitely a one pump man
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completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless
My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.
There is no stopping at the gym. This is the title of a young man that has no intention to stop the irons movin'. They dont stop to anything or anyone, even when the lights shut down. if you take their weights,( you probably wont since they weight these you are to big for your pussy arms. Bitch.) you would have to insist upon death, or an anal gap in your anus.
21 Pump Street: Dwayne Johnson. Perfect match.
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