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When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.
When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.
When your playing a car racing game (like Mario Kart) and you are getting a blowjob or (dome) at the same time.
My friend Nate Baker got some nice virtual road dome last night. "Hey baby, wanna give me some quick virtual road dome?"
a sexual act where ones partner uses his or her tongue to trace their entire body and orifices starting with the top of the head and ending at their toes making sure not to miss any areas including but not limited to vag, wang, balls and bung hole.
Peter was so horny after dinner last night he took me on a french road trip. It was amazing!
A busy two lane highway that runs directly through the city of Johns Creek, Georgia. The road sits on a number of rolling hills, contains a few sharp turns, and its speed limit is 45 miles per hour; however, its terrain subsequently blesses the sneaky bastards at JCPD with the element of surprise. All residents of Johns Creek will eventually end up paying for at least ONE speeding ticket while wheeling down this death trap.
"Do you know why im stopping you today sir?"
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."
A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.
Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab”
Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”
Girl: “Oh my god, yes”
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A Super Nintendo rally racing game involving Toyota trucks. It features an over-head view. You race against 3 other trucks as you earn money to upgrade your truck. Steering is relative to where you're facing.
Super Off Road is great...except for that damn silver truck...
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when a girl or guy gives you head while she is driving and you are in the passanger seat, and as they are going down on you, you call out the directions and when to stop and go
this girly gave me reverse road head, it was going fine till we crashed
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