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Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
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A universe where everything is kidcore (my dream) and no one bullies you for your choice of aesthetic. ❤️
I want to go to kidcore universe, it seems so fun.
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An easy engineering school to get into, which people consider a good school because grads get jobs. Made up of 70 percent guys and 90 percent nerds and rednecks.
“I go to clarkson university”
Wow that’s a good school
“Not really it has a 70 percent acceptance rate and I haven’t seen a girl that’s over a 6 in a month”
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One of the worst universities in Canada, as it fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. Those who are dumb enough to get enrolled there and accept usually drop out and/or do nothing successful with their lives. Most of those who attend the University of Windsor are scared to move away from home and leave their parents, and/or are of the less fortunate as they cannot afford to study abroad. Those who attend the University of Windsor think they are the shit, but really will not get anywhere in life as the evil spirits of Windsor, Ontario have unfortunately sucked them in for the rest of eternity.
A professor from the University of Windsor came to my international boarding school to give a speech today and not one person showed up!
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I heard the University of Windsor is the worst university in Canada!
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Dude you go to the Univeristy of Windsor? How basic, you should transfer.
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a college 120 years younger than Miami University in Oxford, Ohio...
Miami of Ohio was a university when Florida belonged to Spain
Yo bro! Maybe they should name it the University of Miami Florida.
Wait a second... Univ. of Miami Florida's president is a Miami Univ. (Ohio) alum!!!
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1. University where people from Utah who want a real education go to.
2. Legitimate University that offers a legitimate education.
3. Not church-camp. See BYU.
-"Hey Timmy, where are you going to school after you graduate?"
-" I'm going to the University of Utah."
-"Good choice! There you'll get access to the serious academic world. I mean, how seriously could you take your professors if you knew they believed they will be gods of their own universe with multiple wives after
they die, and all that weirdo Hoohaa that Mormons believe???"
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A school for faggots who can't go to American schools
Kentaro Hayashi goes to Sophia University
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