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can being a whore

When can gets left on seen he removes all his messages so someone else gets left on seen

Person1: Damn can being a whore rn

Person2: fr bro removed all messages
Can: I'm being a whore rn

by Swagger Anthony April 10, 2022


yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr

A grievous insult meant to absolutely destroy your opponent without them ever finding out and leaving them absolutely confused and puzzled for the rest of the day. The combination of what seems to be a noun and a verb melded together gives the appearance that the real meaning is 'I'd hate to be you' or 'I couldn't care less what you say, do, or think,' yet its disorder keeps the real truth anonymous.

My enemy told me that my yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr, but I just can't understand what it means or if it is even an insult at all.

by FoxyFlare June 16, 2021


wan can dan

Scottish way of saying, “you get drunk off of one can/glass/bottle...etc” or “You’re a lightweight”. So, if you happen to be a ‘wan can dan’, prepare to be slagged off. lol. I actually happen to be one, so you’re not alone.

“Haha! You’ve only had one can of that dragon soop n yer awready oot yer nut. You’re a pure *wan can dan*.”

by okemma January 12, 2018


TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021


detroit trash can

Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.

I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.

by Detroit0352 September 13, 2013


That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.

*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"

by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021


Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 20, 2021