Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
To overly excess over something. Could be used on a hyper fixation as well. Comes from the “spider man from Fortnite” meme
I Spider-Man from Fortnited on jaidan when I saw her for the first time in 2 weeks. I seriously went “OH MY GOSH ITS JAIDAN!!!”
I Spider-Man from Fortnite when I see a Pontiac vibe
Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.
“Why's he kicking the air"
“Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"
When a girl traps a bunch of guys in her web then sucks them all
Damn that girl is a slutty spider
The most wonderful person in the world
"I can't stop thinking about Mr. Spider"
Euphemism for defecating
I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"
Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.
Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"