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Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”
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A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
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A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
“Noahs a super straight”
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”
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Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.
"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."
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Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time
i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.
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a martini (any kind) served in a highball or other glass to avoid the stuffy (gay) image of drinking from a martini glass. easier not to spill too.
Martini glass = Gay
Regular glass = Straight
Straight Martini - ill take a straight dirty martini, i might get my ass kicked in a place like this walking around with a martini glass
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(adjective) Someone who engages in homosexual activity but is never the "receiver" during anal sex. In Greece you were only considered gay if you were the receiving party, hence Greek Straight.
"He looks cute, is he gay?"
"Kind of, he is Greek Straight."
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