The last touch would be today's version of saying 'having the last laugh. ' I first heard this word about a year ago from a friend but since then everyone is saying it. I thought I'd add a Definition cause some people might wonder where it really came from. Here in Edmonton, the sub culture is a big thing. And to a wide variety of people what was once the last laugh is now the last touch.
Hey, wanna get the last touch on those guys who jumped you in the park last week?
When Bankhead and Erroll of T.T ENT touch penis to initiate each other before the end of the day
Playing songs on the Touch Tune app as a tribute to someone in the bar
I just Touch Tuned her because she is 🔥
See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.
This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
Masturbation of the male genitals
Touching the tortoise- masturbation
My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.
Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"