During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.
With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck
It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.
A dick truck is just like whale sex.
The best all around vehicle for real men.
“Dude just bought a Ford Truck.” “No way! He must know what’s up!”
A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.
A portmanteau of hick and pickup truck because the majority of people who own pickup trucks are hicks
If it weren't for hiccup trucks there wouldn't be tailgates
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When your on your knees changing a tire and the bend door smacks you in the back of the head
Cale was on a road call and was angry service trucked....