Castro Valley

A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.

“I’m from Castro Valley”

“Oh damn what is there to do there?

“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”

Castro Valley

A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city

Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!

valley-gurl volley

when two people, usually significant others, go back and forth saying a repeated phrase in a valley girl style voice.

girl: hey boi

boy: hey gurl

g:hey boi

b:hey gurl

everyone else in the room: will you shut up?

this is a valley-gurl volley