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The van full of kids is where you cum into your hand, and then you fist your girl.
Dude I just gave her the van full of kids and she liked it.
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️
Having a Brittany Van Pelt is priceless and the most rare kind of love on this earth.
My wife❤️ The most beautiful woman in the universe. Every day you amaze me, you captivate and fill my heart up. You give me hope, strength, purpose and vision. No one will ever compare to you. You are my heart and soul. You are perfect in every aspect and I am so thankful to call you my wife. I more than love you ❤️
Brittany Van Pelt my wife, my life, my everything
More captivating than the moon and the stars. Brittany Van Pelt is the definition of love, beauty and compassion. An angel of this earth and a goddess of the universe that leaves me eternally blessed and grateful that she is my life, my wife and best friend ❤️
Thank God I have been gifted this extremely Brittany Van Pelt love ❤️
A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything
Brittany Van Pelt: She is the most beautiful and perfect thing on this earth.
When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.
"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".
"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".