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The act of a man urinating while standing without touching the penis.
Guy1: "Why didn't you wash your hands?"
Guy2: "It's ok, I was flying without wings."
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That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
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A person who is at heart a right wing, but is labeled as a liberal because they take on positions associated with Liberals. But in reality, they believe that they along with their ideologies are above all others. Examples include Black Supremists, Radical Feminists, Self Righteous Vegans, and Evangelical Atheists. Their favorite activities include trying to get even with everyone who oppressed their people over 100 years ago, and have never dealt with oppression, screaming racism, sexism, ect anytime they do not get their way. It started off well intended as a liberal movement to bring equality to everyone, but the Right wing philosophy got in the way exulting the formerly oppressed group above the group that oppressed them.
Liberal Right wing
Thanks to them, we have to show special sensitivity to Black people, while a black person can make fun of a white person.
Thanks to them, many men cannot get jobs, cause many over sensitive women pressed charges for sexual harassment just because he held the door open for her, and she percieved it as sexual harassment.
Next they are probably going to ban eating meat. Thats fine if Vegans want to be vegetarians, but dont force others to.
More idiots who will not let us use the word Merry Christmas or set up a nativity scene, because some over sensitive Atheist finds this offensive.
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this is the act of a girl riding on top of her partners dick while she is on her period. At some point all her menstration makes its way down to the nutt sack and becomes covered in blood, which is called the flaming bat wing because it very red and bloody, not to mention veiny.
Hey man that bitch was wearing it out on top when i noticed she had given me the flaming bat wing.
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The intense opposition to, and fear and suspicion of, supposed fascism, white supremacy, and Neo-Nazism particularly in the United States during and after the 2016 presidential election.
Silencing the rightwing politicians is left-wing McCarthyism!
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having the shits so bad that it stings like you have chicken bones stuck in your asshole.
"God damn, my ass hurts so bad when i shit."
"Sounds like a case of chicken wing butt to me."
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Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.
Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.
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